Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school
Ill-health of body or of mind, is defeat. Health alone is victory. Let all men, if they can manage it, contrive to be healthy!
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.